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Played by Alyson
Hannigan. Way cuter than that Buffy girl.
"Nothing in here but back issues of Scientific American.
Ooh! I haven't read this one!"
"I hate spiders, with their sticky webs and their crawly
feet... what do they need all those legs for anyway?"
Willow: "Cibo Matto are playing?"
Xander: "No, Willow, they're going to be clog
Willow: "Cibo Matto can clog dance? Oh... sarcasm,
Willow: "She goes to this skanky bar called the
Fish Tank... sometimes they have raids or other stuff that makes
Xander: "I'm going to the party."
Xander: "I gotta' keep an eye on Buffy. Those frat
guys creep me."
Willow: "You wanna' protect her?"
Willow: "And prove that you're just as good as those
Willow: "Maybe catch an orgy?"
Xander: "If it's on early."
"I'll call Xander. What's his number? Oh yeah, 1-800-I'm
dating a skanky
Xander: "I don't want to get rough now, Willow!"
Willow: "Rough. Rough is good." (as she bites
Played by Charisma
Carpenter. Cordelia is da bomb. Particularly this season,
where she has (ah) blossomed.
"Eeew! I hate squid!"
"That's disgusting. Is that all you think about? (pause)
"What about my pain?"
"You're a sheep.All you ever do is what everyone else
does, just so you can say you did it first.And here I am, scrambling
for your approval, When I'm way cooler than you are, 'cause I'm
not a sheep.I do what I want to do, and I wear what I want to
wear, and you know what? I date who I want to date. No matter
how lame he is."
"I'm not saying that we should kill a teacher everyday
just so I can lose weight, I'm just saying when tragedy strikes,
we have to look on the bright side."
"Why doesn't he just slit her throat, or strangle
her while she's sleeping, or cut her heart out? What? I'm trying
"I think you splashed on just a little too much Obsession
Many more Cordelia Quotes are can be found at the House
of the Slayer.
"I've seen you fight before, and don't think I can't
"And we can still date. Or not... I mean, I understand
if you want to see other fish. I'll do everything I can to make
your quality of life better, whether that means little bath toys
"How 'bout because you're a tiny, impotent Nazi with
a bug up his butt the size of an emu."
"I wish we could help, you know, without dying."
"Well, I was using the phrase 'watch her back'
as a euphemism for looking at her butt. You know, sort of a pun."
"Oh, eww! Ohh, you should see this thing. The way it
does its thing, I mean, eww! Why do I let you guys drag me into
"Hey, if Sunnydale High School shuts down forever, do
we automatically graduate?"
And there's Michelle Yeoh (nee Kwan, aka Khan) who should
be on Buffy as the Asian Slayer - though she would make the lamo
gung-fu they have on Buffy look pretty sad.
You will also note that she has dark hair ... not blonde.
Do you see a trend developing here? I think so.
Michelle is pretty damned amazing, considering that she can
touch the back of her head with the heel of her foot and can
(a) act, and (b) do some amazing stunt-fighting.
Trivia note - she is the first woman to have
her own fight scene in a James Bond movie (in "Tomorrow
Best Michelle Yeoh movies:
- Wing Chun (all Michelle
all the time!)
- The Heroic Trio (plus
Maggie Cheung and Anita Mui)
- The Executioners (ditto...)
- Supercop (with that Chan